SadWhitePeople™ Movies

So, you might be asking yourself, "What *is* a SadWhitePeople™ movie?" It's not just a movie with sad white people in them. That would be every movie ever. A SadWhitePeople™ movie is a film about affluent, healthy, straight white people who are sad about emotionally abusive relationships, dead family members, and the various crises that people (mostly SadWhiteMen™) go through in their lives.

This isn't to say that I don't like these movies. Some of them are my favorite movies ever made! But they are about sad, rich, white people, whose only problem is getting out of their own way. SadWhitePeople™ movies come in all shapes and sizes - and there are subgroups of SadWhitePeople™ movies - but the majority…

  • (500) Days of Summer
  • 20th Century Women
  • 27 Dresses
  • 50/50
  • A Bad Moms Christmas
  • A Bigger Splash
  • A Cure for Wellness
  • A Dog's Purpose
  • A Ghost Story
  • A Hologram for the King
  • A Single Man
  • A Woman Under the Influence
  • About Time
  • Adaptation.
  • Affluenza
  • Alfie
  • Alice
  • Aloha
  • Along Came Polly
  • American Beauty
  • American Honey
  • American Pastoral
  • American Psycho
  • An Unmarried Woman
  • Annie Hall
  • Anomalisa
  • Antichrist
  • Are You Here
  • Arrival
  • Arthur
  • As Good as It Gets
  • August Rush
  • Bachelorette
  • Bad Moms
  • Band Aid
  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
  • Before Midnight
  • Before Sunrise
  • Before Sunset
  • Before We Go
  • Being John Malkovich
  • Bewitched
  • Big Daddy
  • Birdman
  • Blue Jasmine
  • Blue Valentine
  • Blume In Love
  • Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice
  • Boyhood
  • Brad's Status
  • Bridesmaids
  • Bridget Jones's Baby
  • Bridget Jones's Diary
  • Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
  • Brigsby Bear
  • Broken Flowers
  • Burnt
  • By the Sea
  • Café Society
  • Carnage
  • Carnal Knowledge
  • Carol
  • Celebrity
  • Certain Women
  • Charlie Countryman
  • Citizen Kane
  • Click
  • Closer
  • Clouds of Sils Maria
  • Clueless
  • Consenting Adults
  • Crazy, Stupid, Love.
  • Cruel Intentions
  • Cyrus
  • Daddy's Home
  • Daddy's Home 2
  • Dan in Real Life
  • Danny Collins
  • Dark Horse
  • Demolition
  • Digging for Fire
  • Dirty Grandpa
  • Dom Hemingway
  • Don't Think Twice
  • Downsizing
  • Drinking Buddies
  • Elizabethtown
  • Enough Said
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • Failure to Launch
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Flirting with Disaster
  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall
  • Four Weddings and a Funeral
  • Frances Ha
  • Freaky Friday
  • Friends with Kids
  • Friends with Money
  • Funny People