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  Morbius 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched by Hesse 22 May 2022 1

  A big thanks to Jools for “the worst cam rip he could find.” Could barely understand what was going on but I know a toxically morbiocentric narrative when I see one. Five stars

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  Inland Empire 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched by Hesse 09 Apr 2022 10

  Saw the premiere of the restoration at IFC. My IQ dropped to zero. Packed house and after everyone filed out of the theater I continued to walk at “200 people leaving a theater at once through one door” speed for like 4 blocks before realizing I didn’t know where I was going I had just started walking in a random direction.

  
  Edit: just noticed a lot of reviews from people I follow calling this “impenetrable” or “impossible to understand” and I have to say I disagree completely

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  House 1977

  ½ Watched by Hesse 25 Jan 2022 55

  When I watch a movie called Horse I expect to see a horse. No horses in this movie whatsoever. Half star

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  Old 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched by Hesse 01 Aug 2021 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  The beach makes you old