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  • Good Boys

    Good Boys


    It’s like a drawn-out trailer that they added some plot to... or Superbad with kids... but it doesn’t seem like they did a lot of research on Sixth graders cuz their actions/ reactions/ words/ lack of knowledge seemed conflicting at times... anyway it’s a Seth Rogen dick jokes movie that doesn’t much benefit from being seen on the big screen.

  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood


    Second watch: start to really appreciate the details now that I can sit back and let the story unfold instead of waiting for the Tarantino action to kick in. Also I watched at The New Beverly so that just made it more...

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  • The Beach Bum

    The Beach Bum


    I don’t really care for Harmony Korine’s films. I usually find them cringe-worthy. This one follows suit in layers, however, the gut-wrenching aspect doesn’t come from Jonah Hill’s terrible southern characature despite popular belief— its the over-the-top sound effects. Good soundtrack though.

  • Chopping Mall

    Chopping Mall


    They’re trying to French fry us. Let’s go send those fuckers a Rambo-gram (cocks the hammer). Regular or unleaded, it gets the job done (shakes up a gas bomb). Do you hear anything unusual?- only my heartbeat. 

     Robot blood? Really??

    Not bad for what it was. Worth the watch