• Star Wars

    Star Wars

    ★★★½

    star wars watch 2021 commences i'm vibrating

  • Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa

    Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa

    as promised, it's bad. one star for the kid

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    yeah this had So much potential. why would you make this fucking movie just to end it this way?? lmao and it just keeps GOING like. fuck. i don't think the "redemption" at the end is worth it at all. i'm rly disappointed lol

  • After We Collided

    After We Collided

    ★½

    i hope no future partners of mine ever see this account so they can't hold against me that i've had absolutely nothing but pure clean fun watching these fucking movies they let hardin eat pussy in this one............awesome. Awesome

  • Palm Springs

    Palm Springs

    ★★★★

    remains good and cute. thank god

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    are you wearing th-
    the pilgrim dress from my televised post-kidnapping interview? yeah, i am.

  • Venom

    Venom

    what the FUCK. this was 25 minutes long

  • The Other Lamb

    The Other Lamb

    ★★★

    me encouraging women to kill men: :)
    my brother: wtf!

  • Never Rarely Sometimes Always

    Never Rarely Sometimes Always

    ★★★

    a very quiet movie, intentionally so. gently beautiful. filming in the port authority bus terminal....it's brave.

  • Crip Camp: A Disability Revolution

    Crip Camp: A Disability Revolution

    ★★★★★

    absolutely gorgeous

  • Shirley

    Shirley

    ★★★

    "That was madness."

    the "crazy" woman as the most enlightened self - i can't get enough it's true

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★½

    a movie about pursuing unity across the globe, starring Gal Gadot. 

    lifeless, maybe? definitely tone deaf. also the effects were bad i think? i think i've turned off a first watch from boredom one time in my whole life, and this marked time #2; i had to finish it the next day. the fight scene between diana and the cat was fun, but unfortunately in the end, even chris pine's lil booty ass wasn't enough to save this one.