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  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Dirty Girl
  • Crossroads
  • Thelma & Louise

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  • The Good, The Bad, The Weird

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

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  • To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

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  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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  • Aladdin

    Aladdin

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    Jasmine KISSED that bitch Jafar to give Aladdin a few seconds of free time to steal the lamp back and he WASTED those seconds staring at them in disgust and didn’t get the lamp which means she had to kiss Jafar’s ugly ass for NO REASON I can’t believe she ever forgave Aladdin for that cause I haven’t.

  • Not Okay

    Not Okay

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this movie gave us a dylan o’brien sex scene but at WHAT COST

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

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    literally didn’t want to look away for even a second of this movie because every frame was so beautiful. this really is the most spider-man movie ever and not just because there’s so many spider-men but they really dug into what makes a spider-man story a spider-man story and where do we go from here. I can’t wait to watch this again and I can’t wait for the 3rd movie. fuck. I love spider-man!!!!

  • To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

    To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

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    guys no pride parade this year only strawberry socials pls!

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  • Where the Crawdads Sing

    Where the Crawdads Sing

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    This is a small and stupid detail but if she grew up completely isolated in the marsh away from society why does she have curtain bangs

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this movie: original IPs are dying 😩 big corporations are stealing ideas to turn them into mindless garbage or empty sequels 

    this movie 5 mins later: THE AVENGERS ARE HERE πŸ˜œπŸ‘ŠπŸ» YALL LIKE STAR WARS? CHECK OUT THESE FORTNITE DANCES πŸ˜‚πŸ•ΊπŸ»