★★ Watched 16 Aug, 2018
The spider weaving this plot must have fallen asleep halfway through the movie.
★★★ Watched 14 Aug, 2018
Thank God for Sam Rockwell because while Frances McDormand was brilliant, her character annoyed the fuck out of me (and I don't think that was supposed to happen).
★★ Watched 11 Aug, 2018
These new characters are so bland and forgettable that it took me 45 minutes to realize that Henry and Carina were not the missionary and the mermaid from On Stranger Tides.