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  • Training Day
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • Big Trouble in Little China
  • The Thing

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★

  • Jurassic World Dominion

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★★★

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★★

    An Arthurian acid-trip detailing the ambiguity of what it means to be a hero, The Green Knight is a gorgeously obscure tale. 

    The film relies heavily on atmosphere over pacing and presents a unique take on a classic story. I always find myself really intrigued by Barry Keoghan’s bizarre presence.

    I found the vagueness of Gawain’s character really interesting, as well. Is he a hero or a coward? Does he truly seek honor? Nothing is what it seems in this fascinating visual production.

    Best film I’ve seen in 2021 so far.

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    I can’t explain it but Duncan Idaho is both the best name ever and also the worst.

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★

    Given all the hype around this, I’m surprised to say: this movie was pretty mid for me. Just couldn’t get into the humor - the parts with the rocks, the bagel, and the raccoon were all dumb as hell? Also, that title really sucks to say/type out. 

    While it had some cool visuals, it was hardly a unique concept for this year. It felt like an A24 Marvel movie with an underwhelming climax. Would rather watch a few episodes of Rick and Morty, as it’s virtually the same thing but funnier. Struggled to feel a genuine connection with this one 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    The epitome of a joyless nostalgia-driven cash grab. Just capitalizing on the name with zero regard for making a good product. I don’t think I was remotely intrigued at any point in this. Void of interesting characters, plot, conflict, cinematography; just an all around mess.

    If I have to see Chris Pratt do this one more goddamn time: 👨🏼✋🏼

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

    It’s wild that a sequel can come along 36 years later and easily surpass the original. This is a fucking summer blockbuster, wow.

    Also, great to see Tom Cruise still running.

    My last two theatre experiences have left me feeling so amped up. Another 5-star banger.

  • X

    X

    ★★★

    Is it really a slasher movie if they don’t stop at a sketchy gas station in the middle of nowhere at the beginning?