• Smile



    and men will still be like "you should smile more" 🙄

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2


    completely forgot about rami malek's twilight era

  • Hocus Pocus 2

    Hocus Pocus 2


    unnamed former one direction member found weeping in a corner following the sanderson sisters' revelatory cover of "one way or another"

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1


    i'll never forget watching that cliffhanger of an ending in theatres..... when bella's eyes opened we all audibly gasped

  • Hell House LLC

    Hell House LLC


    nah you couldn't have paid me to sleep there overnight

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    harry styles incel era unlocked

  • Dalíland



    trigger warning: ezra miller

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


    the real mvp here is daniel craig's stylist. shout out to benoit blanc, world's greatest detective and fashion trailblazer

  • Pearl



    mia goth outsold timothée chalamet in cmbyn during the end credits

  • Causeway



    a beautiful, quiet film about grappling with trauma and the special nature of connecting with those who really understand us. loved the nuanced performances from jennifer lawrence and brian tyree henry. also that ottessa moshfegh writing credit? would not have guessed this was penned by her but we love to see it. not sure how memorable this will be for me but i can appreciate it

  • Sanctuary



    smart! gripping! perverse! tender! stunning performances! stunning score! stunning cinematography! my kind of movie! for a single location film it never lost one ounce of my attention. but i do love a good love story 😌

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness


    i had no clue this would go in the direction it did — this was wild. rich people are nuts. satire is fun. if you get grossed out easily, proceed with caution. was really loving the vibes at the beginning, though it did lose a bit of that magic as the film went on. for a palme d'or winner it was really nothing more than a silly goofy time at the end of the day