• The New Boy

    The New Boy

    ★★½

    all i know is i can't believe i get to be alive at the same time as cate blanchett

  • The Dead Don't Hurt

    The Dead Don't Hurt

    ★★★½

    of course vicky krieps would eat up all the men of the wild wild west i expected no less

  • After Everything

    After Everything

    ★★

    who needs therapy when you can just have hot boy euro summer

  • Beautiful Disaster

    Beautiful Disaster

    listen. it makes direct references to after and the kissing booth. it's called recognizing your place in the canon and showing respect to your contemporaries.

  • The Strangers

    The Strangers

    ★★

    walmart funny games

  • My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3

    My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3

    nia vardalos really just made this movie to use the budget to take a trip to greece with the cast. it is purely founded on vibes and i have to respect it

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue

    ★★★

    leaned almost too much into the goofy romcomness of it all for me and could've hit so much harder bc all the necessary elements were right there in the book but it still brought me joy <3

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★

    if succession had another season you know kendall roy would be donning an "i am kenough" hoodie

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me

    ★★★½

    opening scene goes insane

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★

    there's something about depression barbie that feels off to me and i do feel obligated to speak my truth, which is this: i sincerely feel in my heart of hearts that she would not be watching bbc's pride and prejudice for the seventh time, but rather she would be watching the hand flex scene in pride and prejudice (2005) for the 136th time

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★

    was it really the makeup department giving us oppenheimer through the decades or does cillian murphy just elude age

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★

    will now forever inherently associate horses with the patriarchy