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  • Outlaw King

    Outlaw King

    ★★★

    Does what it says on the tin.

  • The Report

    The Report

    ★★½

    The Report drives home why Spotlight was such a good movie.

  • Wonder Boys

    Wonder Boys

    ★★½

    Hey Marvel, remake this Iron Man / Spider-Man crossover you cowards!

    Also,

    Finding Forrester > Wonder Boys

  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra

    ★★★½

    50% of space is Brad Pitt’s beautiful face

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★½

    chekov: if in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired.
    tarantino: hold my beer

  • The Predator

    The Predator

    ★★

    It may be time for Hollywood to take a deep breath and reflect on whether a crustacean-faced, dreadlocked space monster really deserves its own franchise. You won't find a bigger fan of the original Predator than me—I'll even go to bat for Predator 2—but in 2019...it just feels kind of silly.

    All that being said, this movie did have one big, positive message: Trevante Rhodes should be in more things!

  • Blended

    Blended

    ★★★

    Adam Sandler with Drew Barrymore is the best Adam Sandler. He even seems to try sometimes!

    Also: TERRY CRUZZZZZZZZZZ

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    ★½

    The real crime was this movi...

    Nope; not gonna do it. It’s not even worth the joke.

  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story

    ★★½

    Had to subtract half a star because they didn’t explain why Han wears vests. Major oversight.

  • Game Night

    Game Night

    ★★★★

    Someone sped up the dialogue 1.25x, and it was a great decision.

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    ★★★★

    Peak Harrelson. Arguably peak McDormand as well.

  • I, Tonya

    I, Tonya

    ★★★

    Thank God I sucked at crossovers.