• McLintock!



    Perfect distillation of a generation of white American men’s worldviews.

  • The Way Back

    The Way Back


    Extra half star for the score.

  • Outlaw King

    Outlaw King


    Does what it says on the tin.

  • The Report

    The Report


    The Report drives home why Spotlight was such a good movie.

  • Wonder Boys

    Wonder Boys


    Hey Marvel, remake this Iron Man / Spider-Man crossover you cowards!


    Finding Forrester > Wonder Boys

  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra


    50% of space is Brad Pitt’s beautiful face

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


    chekov: if in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired.
    tarantino: hold my beer

  • The Predator

    The Predator


    It may be time for Hollywood to take a deep breath and reflect on whether a crustacean-faced, dreadlocked space monster really deserves its own franchise. You won't find a bigger fan of the original Predator than me—I'll even go to bat for Predator 2—but in 2019...it just feels kind of silly.

    All that being said, this movie did have one big, positive message: Trevante Rhodes should be in more things!

  • Blended



    Adam Sandler with Drew Barrymore is the best Adam Sandler. He even seems to try sometimes!


  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald


    The real crime was this movi...

    Nope; not gonna do it. It’s not even worth the joke.

  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story


    Had to subtract half a star because they didn’t explain why Han wears vests. Major oversight.

  • Game Night

    Game Night


    Someone sped up the dialogue 1.25x, and it was a great decision.