Tedious, unfunny, disposable carwreck, which squeezes its clearly R rated material into PG-13 and has its special effects on the level of Sharknado. Truly a wonderful experience made all the…
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The Golden Voyage of Sinbad 1973
In Gordon Hessler’s adventure, Sinbad (John Phillip Law) goes in search of a gold tablet that will restore a deposed ruler to his throne, and encounters a one-eyed centaur and…
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The Golden Voyage of Sinbad 1973
While The Golden Voyage has a better script and is considerably less hokey, on the whole I would put it on a similar level to Sinbad and the Eye of…
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The Golden Voyage of Sinbad 1973
Another technical marvel of its day, but also strangely another that didn't land as well for me as expected. Despite the great Caroline Munro getting loads of screen time. Honestly…
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Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger 1977
Not necessarily a statement on the film's quality (for what it's worth, I'd put this at second place when ranking Harryhausen's three Sinbad features - above GOLDEN VOYAGE but just…
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The Dropout 2022
Amanda Seyfried and Naveen Andrews give two of the greatest performances of the year in retelling this absolutely insane story that you truly have to watch to believe. actually couldn't…
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The Matrix 1999
Broke my 23-year streak of never having seen The Matrix! Unfortunately the experience was ruined when I was escorted out of the cinema for chanting JO-EY-PANTS, JO-EY PANTS every time…
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Jurassic World Dominion 2022
Too damn long and could use more dino-action, and no, those damn big grasshoppers don't count as dinosaurs. They seem to take up a quarter of the movie. WTF?
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