Favorite films

  • Barry Lyndon
  • The Heartbreak Kid
  • Body Double
  • The Irishman

Recent activity

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies


  • James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

  • Buffalo '66


  • Prey


Recent reviews

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies


    the cast is generally fantastic. rachel, pete & lee pace in particular. script is strong and funny. but the direction feels atrocious. weird to think harmony korine is the most influential director for the upcoming generation.

  • Buffalo '66

    Buffalo '66


    possibly the most annoying crowd i’ve ever seen a movie with. 945 on a tuesday night at metrograph. truly psycho vibes. just yukking it up like vincent gallo himself was sitting in the back of the room. it sucks that the movie isn’t bad. just morally odious. I kept thinking vincent gallo’s “character” is essentially connie from good time but without the editorial layer of distance for the film to be like “lol isn’t this the worst guy alive?” spanning time really funny tho…

Popular reviews

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    TL;DR: There’s an unironic joke reference to Kavanaugh’s ‘I like beer’ line.
    At face value, this is an above-average PG-13 horror movie. 

    Then there’s everything else in this dumpster fire of a movie...

    They threw a bunch of of-the-moment ideas about feminism, toxic masculinity, problematic history & campus rape into a blender and poured it over a genre movie with no consideration, nuance or grace. For a movie that is allegedly about “strong women” it features some of the least…

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza


    a movie about running towards and away from everything in life. easy to brush aside any misgivings on first watch. just a wonderful, joyous world to live in.

    cooper hoffman is the new great schlubby male hope.