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  • Dracula



    This is one of the most beautiful movies that I've ever seen. It's not the best movie that I've seen, or not even the best adaptation of Dracula that I've seen, but it's more beautiful and sensuous than anything else. Also, I think that Keanu Reeves does pretty well.

  • Dementia 13

    Dementia 13


    Given the stilted nature of some of the dialogue, I wasn't expecting more than a quota quickie from Coppola and Corman. I was wrong. This is one of the most well-directed and shocking horror films that I've ever scene. It's really terrifying, and it handles its characters much better than I expected. The only real complaint I have is that there a couple bad Oirish accents, but the fantastic directing makes this easy to forgive.

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  • Kingsman: The Blue Blood

    Kingsman: The Blue Blood

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  • Portal


    JJ, please don't.

    Edit - This film probably won't happen. Maybe my comment worked.