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  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water


    Taco handshake. Piss speckles. Abe Sapien. Mad Men. Ocean's 4. Dick shield. Bruce the bitch. Gillyweed.

  • Doomsday


    I've never seen a film that shifts genres every 5 minutes, but Doomsday manages to do it.

    First it's 28 Days Later. Then it's Escape From New York. Gladiator. Mad Max. Add a little sprinkling of Underworld to complete the flavor.

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  • The Room

    The Room


    11 years ago, a blinding white light split the clouds in the sky, and a figure descended from the heavens. On a fiery chariot, embellished with gold and jewels, came Tommy Wiseau. He uttered one sentence: "I give you The Room. "

    Ladies. Gentlemen. I have just had the indescribable privilege of viewing this Godsend. As I type this, tears stream down my face. Mr. Wiseau's preternatural gift for creating drama so deeply profound and moving, is beyond my mortal…

  • Interstellar



    Well, it was better than The Dark Knight Rises.