Taco handshake. Piss speckles. Abe Sapien. Mad Men. Ocean's 4. Dick shield. Bruce the bitch. Gillyweed.
11 years ago, a blinding white light split the clouds in the sky, and a figure descended from the heavens. On a fiery chariot, embellished with gold and jewels, came Tommy Wiseau. He uttered one sentence: "I give you The Room. "
Ladies. Gentlemen. I have just had the indescribable privilege of viewing this Godsend. As I type this, tears stream down my face. Mr. Wiseau's preternatural gift for creating drama so deeply profound and moving, is beyond my mortal…