Nick has written 2 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Heroes Shed No Tears

    Heroes Shed No Tears

    ½

    There is only one reason why anyone would choose to watch this film. It is directed by John Woo.

    This is not a good enough reason.


    The film is terrible from start to finish, with no redeeming features whatsoever. Nothing makes sense. Scenes happen and stop happening and lurch to the next without anything resembling a visible or logical transition. The tone is all over the shop, from drama, to something resembling comedy, to tragedy and what would now be…

  • Happy Christmas

    Happy Christmas

    ½

    This is a terrible movie. There's no plot, and it doesn't end so much as get abandoned. Everyone involved needs to take a good, long look in the mirror and think and what they've done.