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  • The Beyond
  • The Grapes of Death
  • Baby Blood
  • The Deadly Spawn

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  • Timescape

    ★★★

  • #Unknown

    ★★

  • It's Alive!

    ★★

  • In the Year 2889

    ★★★★

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  • Timescape

    Timescape

    ★★★

    Kinda weird I'd never even heard of this movie before stumbling onto it via ARROW's streaming service. It's just interesting enough to hold your attention and Jeff Daniels gives a great performance as a widowed DILF inundated with time travelling tourists, trauma and temporary tenants.

  • #Unknown

    #Unknown

    ★★

    Let's be real, I am a sucker for any movie title containing a hashtag and I hit play as soon as I read the names: Master P and Judd Nelson. Little did I know until logging #UNKNOWN just now, it was directed by LazRael Lison, the man behind Halloweed with Simon Rex!

    #UNKNOWN is about a writer who was truly personified the way he dramatically removes his glasses with a long exhale every time he finishes a sentence that reads…

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  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The eye in the sky concealing its hunger for our flesh in the comfort of a cloud, Nope...I do not wish to upgrade for more cloud storage. TMZ's helmet mimicking the hungry metal hole, gotta feed the machines, keep producing content, y'all!!!!!!!!! Tik-Tok-Boom! Please Like & Subscribe until you die!!!!

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★½

    Just because a movie pays homage to vastly superior genre classics doesn't give Malignant or its makers any credibility. Please spare me saving the outlandish horror for the final half of the bloated running time, lean full into unbelievable bullshit by amping up the gore and surreal horror or lean into the boring fucking cop & family drama and imbue your characters with personalities, flaws, quirks, souls. I prefer horror to evoke an emotional response that isn't me sighing & rolling my eyes for two god damn hours. Drab, ugly, predictable, exactly what I expect from new horror and why I avoid it.