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  • The Beyond
  • The Grapes of Death
  • Baby Blood
  • The Deadly Spawn

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  • Demonia

    ★★★

  • The Face at the Window

    ★★★

  • Suckula

  • Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe

    ★★★½

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  • Demonia

    Demonia

    ★★★

    Demonia has always been one of my least favorites from Fulci, the gore is sublime, the death sequences both cruel and over-the-top but everything else feels like a quickly slapped together rehash of seances, a woman named Liza, a useless kid with a name that is a variant of Robert, fucked up Catholics and a cast full of the usual Fulci suspects. Maybe this would have benefited from less plot and more dreamy confusion offset by gore.

  • The Face at the Window

    The Face at the Window

    ★★★

    Maybe life would have been more interesting if I had a sibling who was such a monstrous freak they had to be locked up and kept a secret.

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  • Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe

    Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe

    ★★★½

    Watching the boys wander around the "Johnson" Space Center in 1998 sent me through a fuckin black hole back to 1999 when I worked at the Space Center for the summer in Houston, I was also an idiotic horny teenager who couldn't even name all of the planets in our solar system.

    This was really cute, I love Beavis.

  • From Hell It Came

    From Hell It Came

    From Hell It Came, the tree walked to avenge wrongs but why did it have a pulsating, puckered hole? Your guess is as good as mine or maybe even better. The monster was adorable but the movie was not. I thought it was really romantic when the lead guy was talking about his hot scientist girlfriend who he "sometimes wants to kick her beautiful teeth in" for being a doctor first and a woman second. I wish I could rewind…