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  • The Beyond
  • The Grapes of Death
  • Baby Blood
  • The Deadly Spawn

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  • The Red Queen Kills Seven Times

    ★★★

  • The Premonition

    ★★★★

  • Puss in Boots

    ★★

  • Beyond the Door III

    ★★★★

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  • Blood Harvest

    Blood Harvest

    ★★★

    Probably not the most relaxing movie to watch just before bed when I am slightly nervous about an interview at a bank in a farming community tomorrow. Worst/best case scenario maybe some hot farmer will get mad at the bank and tie me up topless in a barn, I’d just prefer his creepy Tiny Tim brother to stay far, far away from me.

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★½

    Just because a movie pays homage to vastly superior genre classics doesn't give Malignant or its makers any credibility. Please spare me saving the outlandish horror for the final half of the bloated running time, lean full into unbelievable bullshit by amping up the gore and surreal horror or lean into the boring fucking cop & family drama and imbue your characters with personalities, flaws, quirks, souls. I prefer horror to evoke an emotional response that isn't me sighing & rolling my eyes for two god damn hours. Drab, ugly, predictable, exactly what I expect from new horror and why I avoid it.