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The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues 1955
i just really wanted to see the cutie on the poster doing fun things in the movie but The Phantom from 10,000 Leagues was mostly just people talking about treachery and that is...........boring.
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Blood Harvest 1987
Probably not the most relaxing movie to watch just before bed when I am slightly nervous about an interview at a bank in a farming community tomorrow. Worst/best case scenario maybe some hot farmer will get mad at the bank and tie me up topless in a barn, I’d just prefer his creepy Tiny Tim brother to stay far, far away from me.
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Malignant 2021
Just because a movie pays homage to vastly superior genre classics doesn't give Malignant or its makers any credibility. Please spare me saving the outlandish horror for the final half of the bloated running time, lean full into unbelievable bullshit by amping up the gore and surreal horror or lean into the boring fucking cop & family drama and imbue your characters with personalities, flaws, quirks, souls. I prefer horror to evoke an emotional response that isn't me sighing & rolling my eyes for two god damn hours. Drab, ugly, predictable, exactly what I expect from new horror and why I avoid it.
