Witchery ★★★

While I didn't enjoy Witchery quite as much on re-watch, I would have gladly sat there watching the witch's crystal-light illuminate the deserted island hotel as waves crashed into the rocks for 90 minutes.

Favorite part of the movie? The lead girl, [who in an attempt to cover up some sort of European accent sounded as though she was constantly in the beginning stages of a massive stroke], Leslie, making David Hasselhoff's character sleep on the floor next to the bed like a dog, that's what he deserves for being such a pushy jerk! If I was a virgin and my only prospect was Hasselhoff--I'd still be a virgin too, I feel ya, Leslie!

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