• Watchmen

    Watchmen

    ★★★★

    Blue Penis

  • Blade Runner

    Blade Runner

    ★★★★½

    The Final Cut

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★★★½

    Watching Robert De Niro beat up a guy at the beginning was unintentionally hilarious 😅 good believable CGI to make him look younger but his oldman movements were pretty distracting.

    Having that aside it's still a great movie with amazing set pieces and performances.
    Scorsese remains one of the best directors out there and i am glad Netflix gives talented directors like him the budget to make amazing movies like this one.

  • Death Note

    Death Note

    Fucking kill me 🤣

  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I know this gonna sound crazy.
    So this circus guy Pennywise decides to get laid and have child named Peter Parker, he commits sacrifices to bring his dead wife back to life kills his son's dog and himself in the process. Peter now traumatised goes by the name Spider-man gets adopted by a family leaving him with his step parents and stepsister. Then there is this billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne that dresses up at night as a bat and fucks…

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    Wow guys you see that??? That's Tracer!!! YOOOO dude Iron Giant!!!
    Hey i remember that scene from the Shinning!



    How fucking desperate are they?

  • The Lorax

    The Lorax

    ½

    There wasn't enough furry porn just so they could stick to the PG rating.
    Screw you Illumination animation!

  • Shame

    Shame

    ★★★★★

    When you get to see Fassbender's ass and genitals it really makes you rethink life

  • Black Panther

    Black Panther

    ★★★

    Chadwick was purely an amazing force of talent and it pains me that he is gone.
    He played this character the best way that he could and through out his entire character's arc he inspired and motivated all of us.
    I remember an old interview with Kirby saying "We can do better, we want to do better" and like T'Challa he strives to be a better King like his late father.
    There was never a moment where i felt uninvested…

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    Didn't age well the second watch

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    Funny,creative,unique has a great understanding of the character and why i love him.
    There are many Spider-man versions in the movie but the story still relies heavily on Miles and his struggles.
    It is very fast paced and while there are many funny moments it never loses focus of what it is and it doesn't afraid to get dark when it needs to.
    If you are a Spider-man fan, you will definitely love it.
    It is a fresh new take on the character and i want Sony to emphasise on more movies like this.

    Rating: (10/10)

  • Match

    Match

    ★★★

    Stewart is phenomenal, the portrayal of a ballet teacher living on his own with barely any social interaction and on the verge of a breaking point is done extremely well and no one could ever play the character better than him.
    Gugino does a good job as a wife that tries to help her husband on putting together the missing pieces while Lillard sometimes a bit over the top and out of character at times is convincing enough to get…