I'd like one venti dementia to go, please; need to forget ever having this experience.
When they said ⚡ "all hands on deck," ⚡ lighting struck ⚡ and I turned into a ⚡ giddy kid. ⚡
An ensemble of talented, charming, and lovable young actors elevate this cruelly low-budgeted DC entry about adoptive families and the poorly-funded foster care system (or not). The film may feel a little (a lot) too childish or immature, but what do you expect -- our superheroes are literal (wo)man-children.
Also, ⚡⚡⚡ Jack ⚡ Dylan ⚡ Grazer. ⚡⚡⚡
Imagine there's no heaven;
Imagine seeing the No Man's Land crossing;
Imagine listening to the Wonder Woman theme;
Imagine all the people thinking this isn't a 5-star film.
ᴵᵐᵃᵍᶦⁿᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ᵏᶦˡˡᵉᵈ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴾᵃˡᵉˢᵗᶦⁿᶦᵃⁿ ᴳᵉⁿᵒᶜᶦᵈᵉ.
"Your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all: they taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to."
A deconstruction of the mythification and demythification of gods and men; a dark and humorless tale of power and powerlessness, of stakes and consequences, of hope and despair; and a final act that doesn't give two fucks…
"Welcome to the Planet."
a SUPER origin story;
a SUPER coming-of-age story;
a SUPER refugee story;
a SUPER alien-invasion story;
and a SUPER hero story.
But 96% of the criticism towards this SUPER masterpiece was the SUPER destruction that ensued after SUPER entities with SUPER abilities battled one another??? I mean, isn't that how fights between gods tend to go down??? Or did it just lack the corny and unrealistic quips y'all were SUPER used to?
We're all in awe…
List of Men:
1. Rory Kinnear as Geoffrey;
2. Rory Kinnear as the naked man;
3. Rory Kinnear as Samuel;
4. Rory Kinnear as the vicar;
5. Rory Kinnear as the pub owner;
6. Rory Kinnear as the police officer;
7. Rory Kinnear as patron no. 1;
8. Rory Kinnear as patron no. 2;
9. Rory Kinnear as Edgar Wright;
10. Rory Kinnear as Alex Garland
Hela funny; Hela woke; Hela visuals; Hela synth; Hela gay.
The L, the G, the B, the T, and the Q in LGBTQ+ stand for chris Lemsworth, tom Giddleston, cate Blanchett, tessa Thompson, and taika Qaititi.
Initially gave this a blasphemous three, but after a much needed self-reflection, repenting and hanging this in the pantheon of theme parks.
Penis Parker really said fuck the working class; I love you 3000, Mr. Stark.
Guess I got a little too excited with Spider-Man joining the MCU way back in 2017 that I completely ignored the fact that six(!) writers created one of the most well-written and well-acted MCU villain, yet they ultimately let our hero choose the Real Villain™ of the story -- the obnoxious billionaire.
Taking this down to a three.