I'd like one venti dementia to go, please; need to forget ever having this experience.
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Wild Reeds 1994
tag yourselves im françoisggot whos as confused with whats happening most of the time
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Joel Kim Booster: Psychosexual 2022
it me it me im that east asian phagoat!
except the cat person part the frequent drug use part the leaked nudes part the having lots of sex part the bipolar part the well dressed part the funny part
joel kim booster a great role model
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Shazam! 2019
When they said ⚡ "all hands on deck," ⚡ lighting struck ⚡ and I turned into a ⚡ giddy kid. ⚡
An ensemble of talented, charming, and lovable young actors elevate this cruelly low-budgeted DC entry about adoptive families and the poorly-funded foster care system (or not). The film may feel a little (a lot) too childish or immature, but what do you expect -- our superheroes are literal (wo)man-children.
Also, ⚡⚡⚡ Jack ⚡ Dylan ⚡ Grazer. ⚡⚡⚡
Originally seen last April 6, 2019 in Red Carpet at the Shang.
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Wonder Woman 2017
Imagine there's no heaven;
Imagine seeing the No Man's Land crossing;
Imagine listening to the Wonder Woman theme;
Imagine all the people thinking this isn't a 5-star film.
ᴵᵐᵃᵍᶦⁿᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ᵏᶦˡˡᵉᵈ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᴾᵃˡᵉˢᵗᶦⁿᶦᵃⁿ ᴳᵉⁿᵒᶜᶦᵈᵉ. -
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016
"Your parents taught you that you mean something, that you're here for a reason. My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all: they taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to."
A deconstruction of the mythification and demythification of gods and men; a dark and humorless tale of power and powerlessness, of stakes and consequences, of hope and despair; and a final act that doesn't give two fucks…
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Man of Steel 2013
"Welcome to the Planet."
a SUPER origin story;
a SUPER coming-of-age story;
a SUPER refugee story;
a SUPER alien-invasion story;
and a SUPER hero story.But 96% of the criticism towards this SUPER masterpiece was the SUPER destruction that ensued after SUPER entities with SUPER abilities battled one another??? I mean, isn't that how fights between gods tend to go down??? Or did it just lack the corny and unrealistic quips y'all were SUPER used to?
We're all in awe…
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Men 2022
List of Men:
1. Rory Kinnear as Geoffrey;
2. Rory Kinnear as the naked man;
3. Rory Kinnear as Samuel;
4. Rory Kinnear as the vicar;
5. Rory Kinnear as the pub owner;
6. Rory Kinnear as the police officer;
7. Rory Kinnear as patron no. 1;
8. Rory Kinnear as patron no. 2;
9. Rory Kinnear as Edgar Wright;
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Thor: Ragnarok 2017
Hela funny; Hela woke; Hela visuals; Hela synth; Hela gay.
The L, the G, the B, the T, and the Q in LGBTQ+ stand for chris Lemsworth, tom Giddleston, cate Blanchett, tessa Thompson, and taika Qaititi.
Initially gave this a blasphemous three, but after a much needed self-reflection, repenting and hanging this in the pantheon of theme parks.
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Spider-Man: Homecoming 2017
Penis Parker really said fuck the working class; I love you 3000, Mr. Stark.
Guess I got a little too excited with Spider-Man joining the MCU way back in 2017 that I completely ignored the fact that six(!) writers created one of the most well-written and well-acted MCU villain, yet they ultimately let our hero choose the Real Villain™ of the story -- the obnoxious billionaire.
Taking this down to a three.
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Crimes of the Future 2022
Zaddy Cronenberg really said stop policing other people's bodies (of art).
Fail 👂 to 👂🏻 listen 👂🏼 and 👂🏽 you'll 👂🏾 get 👂🏿 a 👂 bunch 👂🏻 of 👂🏼 ears 👂🏽 sewn 👂🏾 onto 👂🏿 you.