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  • Forbidden Films

    Forbidden Films


    "Like a lot of films today, not all Nazi-period films are worth watching." --a German film historian

    "When you ban something, that makes it interesting. Banning things makes them fascinating and taboo." --a former neo-Nazi

    There are lots of voices in this film -- film critics, cultural historians, audience members at public and private screenings. All of them express a wide range of opinions about who should be allowed to view films like Jew Süss (the most infamous of Nazi…

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    "Change is like death. You don't know what it looks like until you're standing at the gates."

    I know what the death of the Jurassic Park franchise looks like. It's called Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Stay home, people. Let this one go extinct.

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  • Saving Christmas

    Saving Christmas

    This "film" has a running time of about 79 minutes. Here's how that breaks down:

    5.5% - Kirk Cameron's smug, hot chocolate-obsessed introduction
    3% - A seemingly unmotivated cutaway to what looks like a much more interesting movie but is, in fact, not (Bonus: We get to see this footage again in its entirety when it's placed in the proper context)
    2.5% - Cheaply animated opening credits set to a ska cover of "Silent Night"
    7.5% - Kirk's "brother-in-law" --…

  • Gaslight


    What's that? You say there's a movie called Gaslight? Sorry, dear. Never heard of it. You must have imagined the whole thing.