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  • The Social Network
  • Black Swan
  • Donnie Darko
  • Moulin Rouge!

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  • Free Fire

    ★★★

  • LEGO Star Wars Summer Vacation

    ★★★

  • They/Them

    ★½

  • The Night House

    ★★★½

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  • Free Fire

    Free Fire

    ★★★

    i’d like to preface this by saying that my mom spent half the movie thinking armie hammer was jon hamm. i’ll just leave it at that.

    cillian looks so god damn good; mustached, sweaty, and laying on the floor for half the movie, with an adjacent brie larson.

    this was fun and funny enough but funnier almost are the quotes about this being loosely inspired by an 80’s miami shootout where a bunch of ‘bozos’ kept missing their targets and…

  • LEGO Star Wars Summer Vacation

    LEGO Star Wars Summer Vacation

    ★★★

    gamorrean girls and gamorrean guys is the song of the summer.

    woke up in a saturday morning cartoon type of vibe. disney+ documentaries and looks behind the disnsy parks, about to make cinnamon rolls, it’s thanksgiving break type of vibe. and for that reason this just kind of hit the spot.

    there is something in these that is just slightly off to me but I still think they are so cute in a way.

    even if you don’t watch this…

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  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    timmy’s unreleased filmography giving me the will to keep living.

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★

    miles teller shirtless on the beach
    miles teller playing homoerotic football
    miles teller grabbing onto bob’s thighs (>>>>)
    miles teller’s little dance
    miles teller playing piano and singing
    miles teller’s mustache
    miles teller all sweaty and nervous
    miles teller’s hair
    miles teller
    miles teller
    miles teller

    🧎🏻‍♀️