Eat the Schoolgirl: Osaka Telephone Club

Eat the Schoolgirl: Osaka Telephone Club ★★½

Uhhh, this was pretty weird.

I mean, I didn't expect anything too conventional going into a pinku eiga movie titled "Eat The Schoolgirl". But at the same time, I didn't really get anything I DID expect either.

I'm not really sure what was going on? This one guy goes out, dressed up as a Japanese schoolgirl, killing people. And he takes requests? But then he meets this "fallen angel" who he grows really attached to. And some other stuff? It felt kinda deep, with a bunch of metaphors going on, but at the same time, it's a movie where the aforementioned guy likes to jizz over fatally wounded women. It's a bit of a mess (pun somewhat intended).

Certain scenes (often the sex scenes) seem to drag forever, but we also get some pretty cool gore scenes (the one where the girl goes like "my guts are all over the floor" definitely stood out). In the end, it's kind of an unfocussed mess that perhaps tried to be more than it actually is.

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