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  • Jack Frost

    Jack Frost


    Ever get so high you rent the wrong movie and you're sitting there waiting for Shannon Elizabeth to get violated by a carrot but instead find a Lovecraftian hellscape that ends with a threat of a snowman army.

  • Graduation Day

    Graduation Day


    Listen, the film ain't great.

    But that lady used the dead body of her sister as a weapon and that's an energy I can get behind.

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  • The Unknown

    The Unknown


    Week #1 of History of Horror: Silent Horror Films; essay

    The Unknown is an early Tod Browning film, featuring Lon Chaney in the role of Alonzo the Armless, a criminal who hides his distinctive double-thumb deformity by working in a traveling circus as an armless knife thrower. Throughout the film, the illusion that Chaney is using his legs to open doors, smoke cigarettes, and throw knifes is accomplished by having Paul Desmuke, armless in real-life, play the role of Chaney's…

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead


    HoopTober #10

    I'm behind, I don't care, I'm gonna be Hooping my way through November. Why should Halloween end in October?

    It's Night of the Living Dead. It's a masterpiece, a classic. It holds up (mostly, dickhead in the basement almost seems like a parody now). Looks beautiful on the big screen, the 4k restoration is fantastic.