Ever get so high you rent the wrong movie and you're sitting there waiting for Shannon Elizabeth to get violated by a carrot but instead find a Lovecraftian hellscape that ends with a threat of a snowman army.
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Graduation Day 1981
Listen, the film ain't great.
But that lady used the dead body of her sister as a weapon and that's an energy I can get behind.
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The Unknown 1927
Week #1 of History of Horror: Silent Horror Films; essay
The Unknown is an early Tod Browning film, featuring Lon Chaney in the role of Alonzo the Armless, a criminal who hides his distinctive double-thumb deformity by working in a traveling circus as an armless knife thrower. Throughout the film, the illusion that Chaney is using his legs to open doors, smoke cigarettes, and throw knifes is accomplished by having Paul Desmuke, armless in real-life, play the role of Chaney's…
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Night of the Living Dead 1968
HoopTober #10
I'm behind, I don't care, I'm gonna be Hooping my way through November. Why should Halloween end in October?
It's Night of the Living Dead. It's a masterpiece, a classic. It holds up (mostly, dickhead in the basement almost seems like a parody now). Looks beautiful on the big screen, the 4k restoration is fantastic.
