*Barry White's "Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up" intensifies*

Andrew: "Now, you might think Gary is a bit of a cock... and he is a bit of a cock... but he's MY cock!"

Gary: "Oh, thanks mate."

Hooptober 5 #8: Jennifer's Body (2009)

Today I finally marked Jennifer's Body off my bucket list.

If anyone needs me, I'll be working on a time machine so I can go tell 2009 me to stop being a hater and watch this movie immediately because it's kind of, like, completely awesome?

It's funny, it's clever, it's endlessly entertaining, and there are even a handful of genuinely creepy parts! Sure it's basically just Ginger Snaps for the other end of the '00s, but who cares? It rocks.

Hooptober 5 #10: The Craft (1996)

Fairuza Balk, we as a society do not deserve you. Thank you so much for putting the "slay" in "YASS QUEEN SLAY."