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  • Night of the Living Dead
  • The Disappearance of Willie Bingham
  • Killing Words
  • Possession

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  • Black Scorpion II: Aftershock

    ★★★★

  • Genocyber

    ★★★½

  • The Coffin Footage

    ★★

  • In a Glass Cage

    ★★★½

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  • A Winter Barbecue

    A Winter Barbecue

    ★★★★½

    I find Hal's situation relatable. Sometimes you just have to do something pointless in order to feel like you have something to offer your family in a point where you have nothing left to offer.

    Over this Christmas there was a lot of shit going on with my family. I remember me and my wife going insane putting together these stupid fucking Eevee mega blocks for our girls. We did it so we could give them something when we couldn't…

  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying

    ★★★★★

    Good night and welcome fellow Children of Chaos

    I fucking did it. It's been weeks watching in the background at work for like 20 minute bursts. But I fucking did it.

    From what I gather this was made as a form of protest, the UK ratings board had to watch all 10H of this to give it a rating. And as such I can apricate it. I think movie ratings are imperative to consumers, but at least here in the…

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  • Black Scorpion II: Aftershock

    Black Scorpion II: Aftershock

    ★★★★

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    Found by my good pal, this is such a great movie. The big flaw being how some of the action scenes are shot. The TV show cast an actress named Michelle Lintell to be Darcy Walker and while Joan Severance is better at the acting parts, Lintell is far more comfortable in the action scenes.

    Much of the fight scenes are really janky shot in order to cover Severance's lack of skill.…

  • Genocyber

    Genocyber

    ★★★½

    Rec by Child of Chaos Genocyber93
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    I know I've seen at least some of this when I was an otaku. I remember the knife throwing scene. I think I remember the scene where the kid is punching the other kid over money in the beginning.

    As for everything else? Nope.

    So this is a movie that is 5 episodes of a OVA. It starts about super humans and cyborgs and then becomes about god I…

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  • Cube

    Cube

    You know all the shitty remakes of Japanese movies we've done, time they get their revenge I guess

  • Final Destination 2

    Final Destination 2

    ★★★½

    So these moves are based on a real thing.

    You see a lot of people die and death has a group of people working for him. The celestial order is unionized and Death is guaranteed 4 weeks vacation every year. So sometimes he has his middle management take over for him.

    There is this kid named Chad, or Chazz as we all refuse to call him. Kinda a 90s kid who's dad is an important figure in the divine bureaucracy.…