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Paint Drying 2016
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I fucking did it. It's been weeks watching in the background at work for like 20 minute bursts. But I fucking did it.
From what I gather this was made as a form of protest, the UK ratings board had to watch all 10H of this to give it a rating. And as such I can apricate it. I think movie ratings are imperative to consumers, but at least here in the…
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The VelociPastor 2018
Rec by Child of Chaos Ben
letterboxd.com/beyondparadigms/Oh yea, feed me more
boxd.it/cmQoMIn my Shark Exorcist review Joe Tomastik asked what a movie with that title was going to give you.
This. I wanted this. The Eponymous VelociPastor is either pastoring or Velociering. This movie is just ball to the walls stupid.
When his family dies there is a fire VFX here card.
Then his friend tells him, as he is struggling with faith, go where you think God…
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Massacre Mafia Style 1974
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Watched for the Crap movie Collective.
Frankly, I like the name Like Father, Like Son better. I think it kind of fits the overall theme of the movie.
Although Massacre Mafia Style is pretty fitting as well. As there are like 3 or 4 actual Massacres in the movie, plus a bunch of other small time killings.
This movie is insane, it is pure grindhouse. Is is so fucking racist that it…
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Final Destination 2 2003
So these moves are based on a real thing.
You see a lot of people die and death has a group of people working for him. The celestial order is unionized and Death is guaranteed 4 weeks vacation every year. So sometimes he has his middle management take over for him.
There is this kid named Chad, or Chazz as we all refuse to call him. Kinda a 90s kid who's dad is an important figure in the divine bureaucracy.…
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