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  • Night of the Living Dead
  • The Disappearance of Willie Bingham
  • Killing Words
  • Possession

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  • The Collector

    ★★★★

  • The Sound

    ★★

  • 1408

    ★★★★½

  • DNA

    ★★★★

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  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying

    ★★★★★

    Good night and welcome fellow Children of Chaos

    I fucking did it. It's been weeks watching in the background at work for like 20 minute bursts. But I fucking did it.

    From what I gather this was made as a form of protest, the UK ratings board had to watch all 10H of this to give it a rating. And as such I can apricate it. I think movie ratings are imperative to consumers, but at least here in the…

  • Acid

    Acid

    ★★★★½

    boxd.it/1lIoR9

    This reviewer said that the movie was made based on director Just Philippot's childhood nightmares.

    As a child, I learned about Acid Rain. I had this fear of rain for a while. Whenever it rained I had to watch to make sure it wasn't melting trees. Yes, I know that isn't exactly what Acid Rain is, tell that to a little child. When it rain, while I slept I had this recurring nightmare where the rain would start to…

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  • The Collector

    The Collector

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    This has a 3.0 here on Letterboxd which is way higher than I expected, but I am happy to see.

    As the worlds #1 SAW superfan (Patent pending) this shit was 100% up my alley. Like how did he rig all these traps? Who cares, this is just a stupid house of death. almost Cube like in nature.

    So my head canon is after all the abuse and neglect he's gone through,…

  • The Sound

    The Sound

    Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.

    So in my 1408 review I was planning on mentioning that a lesser writer would have changed Michel Enslin into Michelle Enslin in order to get that mother sympathy.

    So basically this is that movie, and it is far weaker for it. Even with Christopher Lloyd, who didn't get frozen. Basically the same story. Person runs around discounting paranormal entities, gets a mysterious letter to investigate, shit goes wrong, start seeing things.…

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    I just saw an interview where Patterson said he wasn't going to destroy his body to fit the role like Bale did.

    And people are mad about it.

    Fuck us fans. Just fuck us all. We don't deserve movies.

  • Cube

    Cube

    You know all the shitty remakes of Japanese movies we've done, time they get their revenge I guess