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  • The Simpsons Movie

    The Simpsons Movie

    Even by Simpsons standards, this is excessively horny, and not expressed in any sort of comedically fruitful way. Naturally, there are laughs to be had, but not nearly enough as one would expect from a movie with this title. What I find most deflating is the realization that no one who worked on this movie seemed to know what made this show work in the first place for the fanbase that left after the miracle run, as well as those…

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  • Cherry

    Cherry

    Imagine Martin Scorsese tells you that you are only good for making amusement park rides for Disney babies and you get spooked so bad that you try to make a *two and a half hour* dramatic adaptation of a bestseller that is markedly more shallow than the movies with the flag-shield man and his talking raccoon friends. Indefensible.

  • Polar

    Polar

    The inevitable edge-lord variation on John Wick. Men who DM porn stars at 3 AM and leave all-caps comments on female journalists tweets are about to have a new favorite movie.