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  • Point Break
  • Ariel
  • The Wrong Trousers
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  • Don't Worry Darling

  • Freddy vs. Jason

    ★½

  • House of Wax

    ★★★★

  • The Faculty

    ★★★★½

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  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    I really tried my hardest to reserve judgment and give this movie a fair shot, but my god was it insufferable. Horrible pacing, social commentary that only a rich white woman could find insightful and some of the worst sound design I’ve ever heard in a movie. I cannot stress enough how obnoxious and poorly executed that random wailing in particular was. The most annoying decision though was Olivia Wilde inserting herself as one of the main characters of this…

  • The Faculty

    The Faculty

    ★★★★½

    Straight up the best late-90s ensemble teen horror movie. So many great performances and tons of fun from start to finish.

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  • The Ramen Girl

    The Ramen Girl

    ★½

    They really tried to act like ramen with corn, tomato and peppers in it would be good.

  • LBJ

    LBJ

    ★★★★½

    Just imagine the things Santiago Álvarez could have done with Windows Movie Maker and an unregistered HyperCam2...