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  • Tenet



    Don't try to understand it... FEEL IT.

    Pure F*CKING insanity. Shares more in common with Pink Floyd: The Wall than it does a traditional action blockbuster nowadays. A complete experience for the senses that deserves to be seen on the biggest screen possible w/ the best sound system you can scrounge up. Will forever regret not seeing this in an empty IMAX theater like I had the chance t on my birthday, really hope we see a re-release down the…

  • Another Round

    Another Round


    Anger is how I felt twenty minutes after finishing this film and realizing that Mads Mikkelsen was the villain in Doctor Strange and not Doctor Strange himself. Big missed opportunity from the Big Boss Kevin Feige. Looks like we'll have to bring him back as Dormammu and give him a whole ass dance sequence in Raimi's Spider-Verse.

    Warmth tale of friendship, finding yourself again, and the pros/cons of alcoholism without glorifying or villainizing it. Lovely lovely film. One of my…

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  • The Conversation

    The Conversation


    Quite a shame that Francis Ford Coppola decided to release this in 1974 and not 2020 cause it would have given Sound of Metal a real challenger in Best Sound at the Film Night Awards II: The Dark World.

    Big fan. Love the juxtaposition of my two trains of thought coming out of it. Gene Hackman being a trauma ridden - paranoid nutso - alto saxophone playing loner with a horrible complacent mindset who had his apex mountain years ago…

  • Thor: The Dark World

    Thor: The Dark World


    Malekith Mafia unite. The man wanted nothing more than eternal darkness so his species could thrive without being on the brink of extinction. Malekith & Kurse are the MCU's Dom & Brian.

    Average ass blockbuster with some of the more interesting visuals of the MCU franchise, crazy cool tech worldbuilding akin to the SW prequels, and some fun character dynamics and by fun character dynamics I mean just one being Loki & Thor. Cool brotherly duo. Second half is a lot better than…

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    Imagine if Good Time was trapped in a bathroom with the Weeknd trying to grind on it while Adam Sandler was banging on the door outside. Sandler just screaming through the door and basically about to tear the door down Jack Torrance style.

    That is Uncut Gems.

    Once again, Safdie Brothers kill it. Their style shines in Uncut Gems. Unrelenting pace. Keeping the grimy claustrophobic tone for over 2 hours and never letting up. They have instantly become two of…

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat


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    This movie f*cking rules. Paul WS Anderson has been coasting on the success of this film ever since and I don't blame him. Mortal Kombat is flawless in every way. The way this film starts immediately puts you on the vibe. Relentless like watching John Wick Chapter Three on an acid trip. Liu Kang, Sonya Blade, and Johnny Cage are the greatest trio in all of film. Yes. Better than Luke, Leia, and Han. Better…