This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I really, really, fervently wish that they hadn't wasted the first half of this film on 'Disabled Comedy Hijinks' ... ("Hey guys; the blind guy is driving the van. Isn't that hilarious?!" - No. No it isn't. That shit was stale in "See No Evil, Hear No Evil", back in 1989 ... Do better!).
Sex is a serious subject (especially for somebody in my position, although I have had limited experience) ... but you see a lot of sex in…