I never realized talking on the phone could be so exciting!
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Every problem is caused by fat guys. One is lazy. The other is greedy. Both are stupid. Other stupid people use their cell phones too much. A few people get killed but not nearly enough. Surprisingly the black guy is not killed but, of course, both fat guys get killed. Chris Pratt is skinny, serious and not very charming but he does ride a motorcycle and use a clicker. Why did they get Chris Pratt for this part? Zack Efron…