Star Wars: The Force Awakens ★★★½

A guy throws his drink at me in the parking lot. The ginger guy from Frank bosses people around and does a bad job but doesn't get invisible strangled like he should. The Girls guy doesn't do any gross sperm stuff but still needs a haircut. The cute robot reminds me of my dogs. Andy Serkis is a cartoon villain which happens every few months. C3PO is a putz but he has a red arm. I can't remember why he has a red arm. Is this important? A kid said "it's just a Star Wars rip off" when we left. I guess that's a Christmas movie for you.