Martin Scorsese having tears in his eyes, opens his notebook and scratches out a single word:

n̶o̶t̶ cinema

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edit: to prevent this review from being shadowbanned for the “lack of content", I'd like to say that Zack Snyder's Justice League is a massive improvement from the previous take on it. Despite being 4 hours long and having lackluster writing, it manages to work as both "set-up" and "pay-off" movie, while still delivering a coherent story with a satisfying finale. cheers!

the way christopher nolan looks at time is how quentin tarantino looks at feet.

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edit: in the effort the get this review back from being shadowbanned, I want to say that it seems that Nolan started making this film from a point of a "cool concept" and then wrote a mediocre story around it. John and Robert are cool as hell, but movie itself feels flat and insignificant.

florian zeller: hey olivia pls come act in my new movie 
olivia colman: no 
florian zeller: glenn close might be winning her first oscar
olivia colman: when do we start

Dear Lee Isaac Chung,

I understand Bong Joon Ho told us to break the one inch barrier of subtitles, but why did you break my heart alongside with it?

love,

hunter

list of alternative titles I pitched to netflix:

Ho(l)me(s) Alone
The Miseducation of Enola Holmes
Sherlock v Mycroft: Dawn of Justice
Crouching Enola: Hidden Lord Tewksbury
Stranger Strings
Catch Ma If You Can
The Great Game(of Scrabble)

they still didn’t reply :(

list of better ways to spend your $30:

• buy a Blu-ray of the original
• go see Tenet for the 4th time
• order 20 chicken nuggets, pocket the rest
• get a fly hat, autumn is coming
• buy your mom some flowers, she deserves
• Netflix subscription, so you can stop using someone else’s
• donate it, there are people who need it far more than Disney