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  Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022

  ★★½ Watched by hunter strawberry 06 May 2022 9

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  not Captain Carter saying "I can do this all day" and then dying 13 business seconds later

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★ Watched by hunter strawberry 25 Apr 2022

  as a northern european descendant, I can confirm that a king and prince howling and barking on all fours in front of a naked Willem Dafoe is historically accurate🌋

Popular reviews

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  The Suicide Squad 2021

  ★★★½ Watched by hunter strawberry 03 Aug 2021 35

  I love how James Gunn spent half of movie’s budget on special effects to make John Cena visible.

  
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  edit: as a serious reviewer that I am, I am obligated to say: this movie good, previous movie bad. thank u.

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  Zack Snyder's Justice League 2021

  ★★★½ Watched by hunter strawberry 16 Mar 2021 130

  Martin Scorsese having tears in his eyes, opens his notebook and scratches out a single word:

  
  n̶o̶t̶ cinema

  
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  edit: to prevent this review from being shadowbanned for the “lack of content", I'd like to say that Zack Snyder's Justice League is a massive improvement from the previous take on it. Despite being 4 hours long and having lackluster writing, it manages to work as both "set-up" and "pay-off" movie, while still delivering a coherent story with a satisfying finale. cheers!