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Recent reviews

  • Pigsty



    Oh, you know, just Pier Paolo Pasolini telling the bourgeois, "Ya filthy. Ya stink. Tra la la!", while getting in several jabs about the selective amnesia about Nazism in post-war Europe.

  • Lost Horizon

    Lost Horizon


    Starts off exciting enough, with a small plane being hijacked mid-escape from armed Chinese revolutionaries and then crashing deep in the Himalayas, and then it becomes a philosophical slog.

Popular reviews

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    My Own Private Idaho


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    - An Exfoliating Facial Scrub
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    Twin Peaks: The Return


    Looks like this is here to stay, so now I can put my two cents in, or should I say... my two stars? Now, I didn't come to this decision overnight. I've been sleeping on Twin Peaks: The Return since early September, continuously grasping at thin air and theories in the hopes that I would see the five star genius that so many (and yet so few) have seen. I just can't bring myself to do it. Yes, there are…