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  • Joan of Arc

    Joan of Arc


    Georges Méliès always had great sets, but the sets really stuck out for me here, especially when they proved three-dimensional. I nearly lost my shit with that castle siege!

  • The Impossible Voyage

    The Impossible Voyage


    Of course Georges Méliès' next logical step after taking viewers on A Trip to the Moon was embarking on The Impossible Voyage to the Sun. It's stunning work from Méliès, as always. It just needs a clearer narrative, seeing as I don't have a copy of the Star Film Company's catalog readily available. I do have Wikipedia, though. That helps!

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  • My Own Private Idaho

    My Own Private Idaho


    Things River Phoenix needed after starring in this:

    - A Bath
    - A Shave
    - An Exfoliating Facial Scrub
    - An Oscar

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return


    Looks like this is here to stay, so now I can put my two cents in, or should I say... my two stars? Now, I didn't come to this decision overnight. I've been sleeping on Twin Peaks: The Return since early September, continuously grasping at thin air and theories in the hopes that I would see the five star genius that so many (and yet so few) have seen. I just can't bring myself to do it. Yes, there are…