the number one power fantasy of being a vampire is having an abject pretty boy confused and sweaty and wet trembling at your feet because he needs you to feed him your blood from your wrist and the number two power fantasy of being a vampire is being a complete piece of shit psycho freak in a leather jacket and dirty clothes. this movie, in its wisdom, features both of these.
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F for Fake 1973
if you like and relate to the classic onion comic where the sickos guy is going yes haha YES!! you will like F for Fake, a movie people have probably tried to say a bunch of brainiac shit about, but most importantly is a movie that rules, a movie to go yes haha YES!! at, which in turn, goes yes haha YES!! back at you.
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Hard Target 1993
the rowdiness of HARD TARGET is so contagious that my dog wanted to play and wrassle with me during the climactic scenes even though she could not see the movie I was watching
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Mean Streets 1973
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ETA: it rules that marty saw scorpio rising and was like "I will ALSO make a movie about guys horsing around while 60s pop classics play really loud" like good for him, he was right to do it.
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The Lair of the White Worm 1988
I'm maybe 12 maybe 13 and my parents have given the tiny hole in the wall video store at a mini mall near our house permission to rent me whatever I want regardless of rating, and to recommend me whatever. I'm a little freaky nightmare who stops at the video store every day after school because I'm miserable and have a lot going on and all I want to do is watch movies and talk about movies.
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Fantastic Planet 1973
"oh no I'm the tiny resentful collared pet in the palm of some alien broad. oh no she's putting me in funny costumes." I think animators are perverts.
