Favorite films

  • Bottoms
  • Dreamgirls
  • Hustlers
  • Uptown Girls

Recent activity

  • The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

  • Expend4bles

  • The Expendables

  • Theater Camp


Recent reviews

  • The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

    The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

    not quite sure how i feel about Wes Anderson’s direction yet (i’m not very familiar with his work) but love the color palette and Dev Patel fast-talking at me. would watch 36 hours of that alone

  • Expend4bles


    not a single good scene in this entire 1 hour and 43 minutes… HOWEVER…Megan Fox, you will ALWAYS be thee movie star. she was relatively underutilized in terms of getting literally no great action sequences, but it was so nice seeing her just serve for a decent amount of time. she was a key factor of this movie, and i just wish she got actual ACTION scenes, because the little bits we got she really delivered. 

    i guess it’s hypothetically…

Popular reviews

  • Do Revenge

    Do Revenge


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this is literally already definitive the teen movie of the 2020s. a new standard set. i was obsessed from beginning, middle and to the end. 30 year olds playing 17 year olds will always be valid to me and to top it all off Sarah Michelle Gellar had a minor role. no complaints, no notes. the plot and the twists in the third act are already ✨cinema✨. Camila Mendes and Rish Shah are so famous to me, Maya Hawke is changing the game for nepotism babies everywhere

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies


    this was made for me specifically