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I stopped doing grades, now it’s just stars
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
This is my new nyquil or melotonin, will put the average cinephile to sleep; highly recommended.
Was planning on seeing this in theaters, but I wanted to rewatch doctor strange; however that also meant having to start wandavision. I’ll get to the shows at some point. Anyways back to my point, I asked someone for a recap and got that, but didn’t have motivation to rewatch the first one, so I waited. I guess you can throw in the fact…
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Paris, Texas 1984
Loved this a lot when I first saw it, knew I had to purchase the criterion. Rewatched it late at night, still love and enjoy it. However… I feel the same way about this as I do with cmon cmon, both are solid and I like what it has to say and show, but I’m not too crazy about them. Also the second half of paris, texas is pretty similar to that movie. Like with the walkie talkies, the bond…
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Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022
Me and the homies pulled up in suits for this shit. A group pulled up in minions fit 🔥 Did a smoke sess beforehand. Felt comfy af. Me and josh cracked some jokes. We died when the nun levitated, “which villain vehicle getting the aux,” they showed Vector 💀. Ngl wasn’t expecting it to be this ok. I don’t like illumination or the minion franchise, that last one felt long af. Haven’t seen the first despicable but I know people…
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Visitor Q 2001
There’s like a sound effect when he busts a nut.
You sorta know what you’re gonna get when watching a Miike flick. Only seen Audition, but Visitor is for sure my least fav. I get what it’s tryna say and do, doesn’t have to go all in depth with it and has the audience pick up on little things and themes. Like it touches on incest, necrophilia, bullying, prostitution, domestic abuse, drug addiction, etc. I find it messy and random…
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Elvis 2022
Gas movie and good theater experience. But shitty after experience. This is about to sound so gen-z. My phone has been at 1% since an hour and 40 into the movie, was expecting it to die, but it lasted till the end. Went to charge in my car and the thing wouldn’t work. The drive home is 40 minutes, felt like that scene in reservoir dogs; I’m harvey keitel and my phone is tim roth bleeding tf out lmfao. At…
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The Northman 2022
Henderson, Nevada
11:01 PMI’m zooming through the streets with Niko and ran like two red lights. Lost in the World by Kanye is playing, followed by Jesus Walks. Made it to the theater, with like 4 minutes to spare and had time for a piss. Yeah to put it briefly this was worth it. Made me wanna hit the gym, get ripped, grow long hair and listen to metal. I got to watch this again and about to sleep…
