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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★

  • The Northman

    ★★

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★

    I like that the uranium-enriching rogue state in this has fighter planes that are both more advanced and cooler-looking than the ones being flown by the Navy’s best pilots. It’s a nice nod to American decline, as is Tom Cruise’s slowly but inexorably decreasing handsomeness.

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★

    I will try to focus on the positive: it’s kind of nice to see something that’s basically just about being a huge dumbass and taking Ls. Somewhat relatable for anyone who sits through this film.

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  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    Fundamentally Dune is a story about hanging out in the desert with your mom and gradually becoming more powerful than her. And this is a film that understands that

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★★½

    Everyone seems to be having a good time here. Listen, cinema is a miracle. What are the odds that a species would be smart enough to invent cameras and projectors but also exactly dumb enough to be fooled into thinking a rapid sequence of still frames is a moving image? We lucked out. I don't mind letting hacks explore their little scenarios.