• I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    ★★★

    this was the opposite of gone girl

  • Miss Americana

    Miss Americana

    the cut from her being sad that reputation didn't get nominated and saying she'll make a better album to her in the studio working on ME!

  • Dhoom 2

    Dhoom 2

    ★★

    take a shot everytime aishwarya rai says "like"

  • 10 Cloverfield Lane

    10 Cloverfield Lane

    ★★★★★

    scariest game of taboo ever

  • Dhoom

    Dhoom

    ½

    my head hurts

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    how are you gonna make me sit through all that shit and not reward me with a breakup

  • Jodhaa Akbar

    Jodhaa Akbar

    ★★★½

    they need to make flirting through swordfighting vital in every period romance

  • Soul

    Soul

    ★★½

    can’t believe some opalescent line art cunt directed me to the depressed personality hub and now i’m stuck like this forever

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    ★★

    yeah... no

  • Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

    Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

    does anyone else think a global pandemic is a good thing? i love taylor swift i think she's a really interesting artist

  • Pieces of a Woman

    Pieces of a Woman

    ★★★

    the mother is such a cunt

  • Mulan

    Mulan

    yeah it was whatever but i miss watching terrible movies in the theatre and THEN thinking "yeah it was whatever"