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Hated: GG Allin & The Murder Junkies 1994
Sometimes you just need to watch a 50-min doc that you won't fall asleep to.
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Memories of Murder 2003
Realised this is closer to Fulci's Don't Torture a Duckling than it is to Zodiac.
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Married to the Mob 1988
More movies should have a 10-minute end credit sequence that recaps the movie using B-roll footage accompanied to a medley of songs the director likes.
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Suspiria 2018
The worst part of Guadagnino and screenwriter David Kajganich's previous 'remake' (A Bigger Splash, also starring Swinton and Johnson) of a slenderly-plotted Euro film (La Piscine) was opportunistically padding the story with a half-assed subtext-turned-subplot about the ongoing Mediterranean refugee crisis for seemingly no reason other than to flatter their own (and their audience's) sense of political conscientiousness. Apparently someone watched that film, enthusiastically told them both 'do more of that', and the result is this 2.5-hour j/o motion.