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  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story


    Screw that note.

    I just want you to come back. To this house. To our house. I want you to understand that there's a piece of you right here, waiting, continuing to love you long after you've gotten over me. I want you to come back for that note and realize that that piece of paper isn't what dragged you back here. It's that, for some reason, you know I'd still be here. It's that your faith in me is strong enough to believe that my ghost will stay for an eternity and back, waiting for you to come home.

  • Beyoncé: Live at Coachella

    Beyoncé: Live at Coachella


    ... and I ain't even a Beyonce fan.

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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    On a scale of 1 to Phantom Thread, how conplicated is your relationship?

    Now on a scale of 1 to Alma, how good are you at keeping it together.

  • Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction


    For ages, people have been bitching at me like, "Hey, why haven't you ever watched Pulp Fiction?!" Now I get it.