I saw the original version of Funny Games around the time that Pizza Hut brought back their stuffed crust. Being a fan of pizza and novelty foods, I ordered one and settled in to watch the fourth wall breaking, proto-torture porn art house movie that I had heard so much about.

The stuffed crust turned out to be a success and helped me if not forget, then move past a particularly scarring childhood memory that included the aforementioned stuffed crust,…