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  • Double Lover

    Double Lover

    Ozon as a director is art house's drunk party DJ. He's rarely original and things don't always hold together but the ride is worth taking and the man entertains and can make a movie look and sound top notch.

    In Double Lover Ozon decides to tackle the erotic thriller genre (a genre that's overdue for a full fledged return) and blends mid Cronenberg, latter day DePalma, and late night Cinemax into class ass trash.

    I saw this at a matinee…

  • Godzilla vs. Biollante

    Godzilla vs. Biollante


    What kind of person sets out to make an immortal plant? Like, that was the idea before things went wrong. Scientists man.

    ::Talking Heads - "Nothing But Flowers" plays::

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  • The Little Hours

    The Little Hours


    Could have used more witches and turtles but that holds true for most movies.

  • Patti Cake$

    Patti Cake$


    When I was in high school, banging on the lunch tables and forming freestyling circles of godawful battle raps was a daily occurrence. I wish Patti Cake$ could have captured a fraction of the chaotic stupidity that made waiting for class to start entertaining or memorable. It doesn't.

    Instead this movie is rote triumph over adversity, art conquers all garbage. Will the anarchist drop his piercings? Will the hero rapper turn out to be jerk? Who can say?!

    This gets…