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  • Anaconda


    Jon Voight: how squinty his eyes. How partially digested his face. Bad sneks! They bite! I laugh!

  • Under Siege

    Under Siege


    "If you walk past a hatch and you see an enemy, you become the hatch."

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  • First Love

    First Love


    Proof that there’s no problem that can’t be solved with a decapitation.

  • The Portuguese Nun

    The Portuguese Nun


    This film represents for me one of those moments when I realised how much more cinema can be in the right hands. Amongst the finest cinematic experiences I have ever had. If you are prepared to give yourself over to it, it is incredibly rewarding. Beautiful, immersive, kind of disturbing and, yes, funny!