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  • Kingsman: The Secret Service

    Kingsman: The Secret Service


    This film is so outlandish it's basically Hogwarts for spies.

    Also why does Jack Davenport always die or get friend zoned?

  • Stand by Me

    Stand by Me


    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve.
    Jesus, did anyone?" - this is the most painfully truthful sentiment I have ever heard in any medium.

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  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming


    The general consensus and hype for this film astound me to no end in all honesty. At the time of this review, it currently boasts a Rotten Tomatoes rating of a heavy 92% approval.

    To no fault of the cast (who for the most part I think are well done choices, especially Michael Keaton) the film is like every other Marvel film. It goes a little something like this:

    Our outcast and whacky I-Don't-Fit-In-Hero montage!

  • Take Shelter

    Take Shelter


    Michael Shannon is one of the most exceptionally talented and gifted performers in the industry. Honestly, the man is a true gift to cinema and is ridiculously underrated. I think his performance in this film is one of my absolute favourites besides Boardwalk Empire.