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  • Moana



    I feel like they just took some of the best pieces of Hercules, Pocahontas and Mulan and shoved it all into a new setting.

    Very visually pleasing and I loved baby Moana saving the turtle/playing with the ocean at the start but otherwise it's a bit predictable even for Disney.

  • Atomic Blonde

    Atomic Blonde


    Charlize Theron was really cool in this and all, but the film was so dull overall that I ended up cleaning my shower and toilet instead and when I came back nothing was happening still so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Good 80's soundtracks don't make a movie I'm not sure why everyone thinks it does lately.

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming


    The general consensus and hype for this film astound me to no end in all honesty. At the time of this review, it currently boasts a Rotten Tomatoes rating of a heavy 92% approval.

    To no fault of the cast (who for the most part I think are well done choices, especially Michael Keaton) the film is like every other Marvel film. It goes a little something like this:

    Our outcast and whacky I-Don't-Fit-In-Hero montage!

  • Kingsman: The Secret Service

    Kingsman: The Secret Service


    This film is so outlandish it's basically Hogwarts for spies.

    Also why does Jack Davenport always die or get friend zoned?