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  • Die Hard

    Die Hard

    ★★★★★

    I double dog dare you to look me in the eyes and tell me that Alan Rickman wasn’t one of the most talented motherfuckers in the business. 

    That’s right. You won’t.

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    ★★★½

    The Sixth Sense, Soylent Green, The Empire Strikes Back, Memento, etc.

    Step the fuck aside. We got a new “Best Twist of All Time” contender right here

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  • 1917

    1917

    ★★★★½

    I’ve had friends who have been extras in films. They’ve described the experience as being agonizingly long and tedious. That’s in a film that cuts. 

    Imagine being the poor bastard who has to lay on the stretcher and have blood make up over his eye and then have to reset twenty minutes back when the sound guy trips over a stick or some shit

  • Apollo 11

    Apollo 11

    ★★★★★

    Yeah it’s pretty good but I think they could’ve done a better job casting Ryan Gosling. Neil Armstrong doesn’t really look like him