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  • Tea and Sympathy
  • The Searchers
  • La Chinoise
  • American Graffiti

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  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Zack Snyder's work is something that is very personal to me. His grand emotional spectacle and his deeply sincere storytelling is something that appeals to me greatly. I appreciate when superhero cinema manages to have a perfect balance of emotion and fun. This is true of all of my favorite comic book films. Snyder is incredible with balancing conflicting tones in large scale blockbuster cinema. There is a very fun and uplifting sense of hope and happiness in his films.โ€ฆ

  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals."

    George Lucas is a master of tone. The way he shifts between thrilling action and comedy with sweeping, artificial sci-fi visuals and soul-crushing psychological drama is beyond impressive. His genius behind the camera is undeniable and unmatched within the science fiction genre. He brings artificialโ€ฆ

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  • The Driver

    The Driver

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    Hill has often stated that all of his films are westerns in one way or another. The way he frames his brief action sequences is certainly a testament to this. He takes a gritty 70s crime thriller and subverts it in a lot of interesting and inventive ways. The car can be easily taken as a substitute for the horse. These gun duels in secluded, grimy areas of Los Angeles are blocked similarly to the sprawling, open brawls of theโ€ฆ

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    #Horror

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    CW: Transphobia, fatphobia, sexism

    "No matter what now, I'm always gonna be the fat tranny bitch"

    One of the most fucking brutally upsetting, scathing critiques of the mistreatment of women and girls I can think of in modern cinema. We are faced with pre-teen girls, all around 11 to 12 years old. They are faced with immense, horrific grief and problems way past their years. One of these girls tragically lost her mother the year before and copes with itโ€ฆ

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  • Chronicle

    Chronicle

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    me and the boys in creative mode

  • Antiporno

    Antiporno

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    EDIT: SION SONO IS AN ABUSER AND I NO LONGER STAND BY THIS REVIEW OR LIKE THE FILM

    "i want to be a man so i can kill all of them"

    sion sono creates a dream-like surrealist atmosphere to make fun of the pornography industry and promote feminism in an almost fourth-wall breaking way. brilliantly absurd and absolutely fucking insane, but also smartly written and satirical. a very unconventional and abrupt twist 30 minutes into the film completely changes one'sโ€ฆ