Did they really just use the same two stock sound effects for the panthers?
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Choose or Die 2022
Choose or Die is probably one of the best examples of an interesting premise executed in the worst possible fashion.
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The Tinder Swindler 2022
News flash: people are dumb.
Overly melodramatic, lowest common denominator filmmaking takes on a modern Nigerian prince scam that simple-minded, unsympathetic people still fall for.
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Perfect Strangers 2021
Cheap, insipid, cringeworthy and chock-full of insulting product placement and dreadful acting, Complet Necunoscuți actively ruins the original in a way I didn’t think was possible.
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Thou Shalt Not Kill 2018
The intention is admirable, but I can’t help the feeling that Să nu ucizi undermines the work the press and whistleblowers undertook to bring the Hexi Pharma scandal to light.
Placing it all on one fictitious doctor’s shoulders and making him go through the same story beats as 2015’s De ce eu? only serves to further lessen the overall impact and viewing experience.
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30 Years and 15 Minutes 2020
Exaggerated as the topic itself may be, 30 de ani și 15 minute provides a compelling argument for the development of Romanian infrastructure.
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For Motherland 1977
While its heart is in the right place, Pentru Patrie stumbles as a consequence of its overly long runtime and exceedingly patriotic interpretation of historical facts.
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Chernobyl: Abyss 2021
me: мама, can we watch Chernobyl?
mom: нет, we have Chernobyl at home.
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Murder on the Orient Express 2017
It doesn’t take the world’s greatest detective to find out what Murder on the Orient Express is guilty of:
• at best a cursory reading of the source material
• being a shallow cash grab riddled with unnecessary additions
• an overexaggeration of the main character
• an inexplicable focus on action sequences, special effects and over-the-top panoramas
• a gross misunderstanding of the genre itself
• an insulting lack of confidence in its viewership