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  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon


    Ethan covering his mouth in secondhand embarrassment when Martin is asking Abby to go out with him in front of everyone at the homecoming game is exactly how I felt watching most of this movie for a second time.

  • Game Night

    Game Night


    I know the big takeaway from this film is how Rachel McAdams is a comedic genius but I think we should take a moment to recognize Billy Magnussen’s impeccable performance as every man I hooked up with in Boston between the years of 2011 and 2015. Truly remarkable.

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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant


    I have a huge problem with this film. We all know that Michael Fassbender's dick is 6'12". How wasn't there the slightest print in that skintight bodysuit?

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    I have never been happier to pay $16 to do what I usually do for free: cry in the middle of a dark room to tender homosexuality and the sounds of Sufjan Stevens.