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  • Bombshell



    Charlize really put on her prosthetics and freaked it for a film that did not deserve her caliber of talent.

  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4


    When Forky said “I’m trash” yeah I felt that.

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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant


    I have a huge problem with this film. We all know that Michael Fassbender's dick is 6'12". How wasn't there the slightest print in that skintight bodysuit?

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    I have never been happier to pay $16 to do what I usually do for free: cry in the middle of a dark room to tender homosexuality and the sounds of Sufjan Stevens.