Not a patch on Zombeavers...
First Class was good, Days of Future Past was pretty fair, Apocalypse was...let's just say that when the screenwriters put in the line 'the third film is always a massive pile of steaming tramps jizz' (or at least something along those lines), they were just saving reviewers some time and energy.
Part dull talky bits interminably introducing new characters, part iffy cgi destruction with no emotional impact, and part the bits everyone liked from DoFP extended until you're a bit…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This may seem like lots of hate - I did enjoy Prometheus, it looks great and I was never in the least bored but I expected so much more.
(second viewing: this is like someone gave SyFy a massive budget)
The first act is fantastic, setting up a daft of interesting questions and looking stunning. By the second, however, you realise that only a couple of characters are going to get any characterisation and the rest are merely fodder. By…