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  • Seven Samurai
  • There Will Be Blood
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
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  • Lamb

    ★★★★

  • The Many Saints of Newark

    ★★★

  • Titane

    ★★★★★

  • John Wick

    ★★★★

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  • Lamb

    Lamb

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Here’s a statistical breakdown of my time watching this movie:

    30% Smiling, close to tears because of how cute the animals were
    30% Mouth agape at the beauty of Iceland
    30% In tears laughing at how goofy the lamb child looked
    10% Rooting for Noomi Rapace’s demise for how she treated momma sheep

    Honestly, the ideal structure for something like this.

  • The Many Saints of Newark

    The Many Saints of Newark

    ★★★

    There are at least 3 good to great movies trapped within this, if any of them were given sole focus and room to breathe. Instead, this tries to be an intimate character drama, a fan-service prequel, and a film about the intersection of race, racism, and organized crime. In a lot of ways, it falls into the same pit as Fargo Season 4. The issues are all the same.

    The performances here are fucking brilliant, and the directing is solid. Even the writing is good, if only it were more focused.

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  • Earwig and the Witch

    Earwig and the Witch

    This had the animation of Johnny Johnny Yes Papa, the writing of Ratatoing, and the music of the freaking Hex Girls from Scooby-Doo. 

    I came in looking desperately for a silver lining and left feeling the same way Hayao did when those nerds showed him their AI animation. 

    Nothing about this was good or even passable, other than Dan Stevens’ vocal performance. This movie belongs in hell.

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★★

    They show cum in this movie