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  • The Social Network

    The Social Network


    "Ad Executive: Mr. Zuckerberg, I'm in charge of security for all computers on the Harvard Network and I can assure you of it's sophistication. In fact it was that very level of sophistication that led us to you in less than four hours.

    Mark Zuckerberg: Four hours?

    Ad Executive: Yes, sir.

    Mark Zuckerberg: That would be impressive, except if you had known what you were looking for you would have seen it on my dorm room window."

    This banter is…

  • Whiplash



    “There are no two words in the English language more harmful than ‘good job.'”

    This is the only line of dialogue needed to understand where Fletcher (played by an astounding J.K. Simmons) is coming from. His background is deeply rooted in the philosophy of hardening someone to bring out their best. What he doesn't realize, is that not everyone works like that (which Neiman says next at the bar). Using his strong belief in hard work and being pushed to…

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  • In Bruges

    In Bruges


    Wow. What a strange Harry Potter episode.

    All 4 of the main actors played in a Harry Potter movie (Colin Farrell would later play in the first Fantastic Beasts movie) and 3 of them all played together in the same movie, 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.' In case you were wondering who Clémence Poésy played as in the Goblet of Fire, she played as Fleur Delacour.

  • Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

    Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation


    Solid spy movie that does just enough to not be forgettable.

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  • Sherlock Gnomes

    Sherlock Gnomes


  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie


    If someone finds me dead on August 4th, look no further than this film's existence as the perpetrator.

    P.S. Still alive unfortunately :/