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  • Lightyear

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  • Death Race 2000

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  • Diary of a Lost Girl

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  • The Doll

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  • Love

    Love

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    "My dick is fat."

    A movie so boring it needs to resort to showing the audience some gimmick sex approximately every 10 or so minutes so they don't just give up and stop watching. But they should. The most notable thing in this movie, the fact that the actors have real sex, even that is boring. I fell asleep during one of them, for pete's sake! The sex scenes are shot with such a lack of vigor or passion that…

  • Son of Godzilla

    Son of Godzilla

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    This is peak stupid Godzilla. This movie kind of sucks as a Godzilla film but it is ENDLESSLY entertaining. Maybe the most entertaining movie in this series yet.

    I don't know who came up with this goddamn design for Godzilla's son but they need a promotion asap. It's awful, but so fucking funny to watch. The way he moves, the way he sounds, just about everything about him leads to some glorious b-movie shlock. And his relationship to Godzilla.. nothing…

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  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

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    Enjoyed the sci-fi elements of this, even if I had seen them done better in other movies (Interstellar mainly), it still made for a fun watch here. The story itself is decent, it had a lot of potential but it's mired by a spectrum of pretty bad characters, for instance I hated Buzz's lack of any personality at all. Chris Evans is awful here, he delivers every line the exact same. Terrible voice acting, but even then it's not like…

  • The Doll

    The Doll

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    Charming toybox-style sets, and hilarious 1910's solutions to horses and turning your hair gray were the highlights of this movie to me. The main stuff with the doll and the prince was generally funny, but it all took like half of the movie to get going and it kind of leaned on the same joke over and over a bit too much. And I generally am not really seeing how this is a Lubitsch film when it has almost none of his style that I usually enjoy, but it was still a decent watch.

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  • Nowhere

    Nowhere

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    I don’t know how to put this politely, but Nowhere is an abominable film.Β 

    Watching this movie was pure dread. I had to take a short break every once in a while to prevent my desire to shut it off from rising too high. Okay, just look at this fuckingΒ screenshot. LOOK AT IT. I loathe this aesthetic. Absolutely loathe it. I don’t even think I need to say more. If you think that this cursed image looks β€œcool” or β€œfun”,…

  • Gooby

    Gooby

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    Plus half a star if you look at it like a Call Me By Your Name-esque love story.