Okay fine, I'll be the first to admit I just watched this because Greta Gerwig is in it. That's probably gonna become my new binge at the moment, I'm not fooling anyone. But man, she deserved better.. what a terrible choice this was based on me wanting to see more of her, haha.

The House of the Devil is very familiar plot told in a very familiar way. That's almost exactly what I liked so much about it though. Everything…

Slightly better than the second one. For my tastes, the two sequels really hone in on that “kids-movie” aesthetic and tone that I didn’t really get from the first one all that much. I guess that’s due to the great creative minds from the first one that were mostly lightning in a bottle. Really MiB 3 is just an okay film all things considered. Not awful, but still quite doesn’t live up to the first. 

Even as a stupid 12-year-old…

Predictable score, yeah, but holy shit dude 2001 really is that good. 

I don’t even know where to start. I’m fifty years late on this movie. Everything I’ll say will be old news. And even then, this’ll just sound like every other one of my five star reviews: “everything is amazing, acting, direction, writing, blah blah blah”. Instead I’ll say this; I saw 2001: A Space Odyssey in 70mm. It was transcendent. A screen bigger than my house in a…

I had a bunch of reasons as to why I was mildly curious to see this. The animation looked great, even though I was admittedly disappointed that Akira Toriyama's iconic art style for the series was not used (though to my shock there is a reason for that!!). I've never played Dragon Quest V (or any other in the series for that matter, except for the Demo to XI), so I figured this would be a decent "sparknotes"-esque way that…